Emma Says

"I like your blue and white eyes and I like your white teeth."

Emma Says

Emma: Where's my blanket?
Me: In the wash.
Emma: Why? What's on it? Chickens??

Emma Says

I'd put a pair of handmade booties on James, and as Emma looked over his outfit and noticed the booties she said, "Hmm. I like his flippers."

Emma Says

(While examining her McDonald's burger)

"Jesus Christ. I said I didn't want pepper."

Emma Says

(To a fly that Daddy had been trying to swat)
"You are in the wrong place, kiddo."

Emma Says

(As I hang a picture frame on the wall.)
"I wish I could be a mommy with a hammer and a lot of jobs."

Emma Says

Emma: (while looking at the clock) What letter is it?
Me: 6:45
Emma: That's a lot of money, Momma.